Let’s Talk About Hygiene in a Van

Hygiene. In a van. Without a bathroom. You clicked on this because you’re curious, or you’re considering van life and wondering how on earth it works.

How I Stay Clean

Sioux does not have a shower. Four years later, I’ve got a system. It’s not glamorous. But it works.

Campsite showers

If I’m on a campsite — which I often am, especially in Spain — most have shower facilities. Quality varies wildly.

Gym memberships

Get a gym membership. Pure Gym and The Gym Group are cheap in the UK and have locations everywhere.

Wet wipes. So many wet wipes.

I am keeping the wet wipe industry afloat single-handedly. I use biodegradable ones.

River dips and wild swimming

Some of my favourite memories involve a river, sunshine, and cold water. Wild swimming is free and it counts.

Four Years In

I smell fine. I promise. My friends have confirmed this. The system works.